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2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads This blog is doing awesome!.

Crunchy numbers

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A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 2,000 times in 2010. That’s about 5 full 747s.

In 2010, there were 27 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 199 posts. There were 24 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 946kb. That’s about 2 pictures per month.

The busiest day of the year was April 4th with 49 views. The most popular post that day was Warning – Supermarket rip-off scam.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were,,,, and

Some visitors came searching, mostly for jeremy clarkson, airplane emergency card, caravan park manager, gallows humour, and caravan park managers.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.


Warning – Supermarket rip-off scam August 2008


Jeremy Clarkson – some straight talking. March 2010


Aircraft emergency card March 2009


Hayley Adamson R.I.P. March 2010


Terror alert level increased January 2010
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What is Wayne Rooney reading?

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England “Robbed” of Lampard’s Goal

All that I can say about Assistant Referee Mauricio Espinosa …….

Should have gone to

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Gulf oil slick – Mario is to blame.

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Swat Flies !

Hilarious! Swat flies on the computer!

I scored “Sucky” 17%……..

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America declares war on Iceland.

I see that America has declared war on Iceland.

Apparently they are accusing them of harboring “weapons of ash eruption”

Then again, it was the last wish of the dying Icelandic economy to have its’ ashes scattered all over Europe…….

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Election Results Here First!

It seems that we have a hung parliament.

I only have one question.

Can I put the noose round Gordon Brown’s neck?

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Nigel Farage in plane crash drama

Is this where he took lessons?

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Gordon Brown on immigration.

So….. Gillian Duffy is a bigot. By publishing this, am I one too – or am I a bigot only if I bother Gordon Brown?

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They don’t write jokes like that any more…

Written by the Yorkshire post – but it could have been written for the Two Ronnies…..

A 66 year-old man has pleaded guilty at Leicester Crown Court to: buggery of a horse and of a donkey on separate occasions. 

Applying for bail pending reports, Defending Counsel  Mr. Mehta said that the defendant does not have a stable address, but says that he can stay with his daughter.

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