Made me laugh, too

From http://mousethinks.blogspot.com/

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I was in Sainsbury’s yesterday, buying a large bag of Winalot for my two dogs and was standing in the queue at the till when a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that it was worth it because I’d lost three stone.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is this: you load your trouser pockets with Winalot and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. I added that the food is nutritionally complete and the diet is so easy I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a bloke who was stood behind her. Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned or because I’d lost too much weight.

I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

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Thanks for visiting and commenting, mousie, I’ve enjoyed reading your blog and hope it was ok to repeat this post.

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    mousie said,

    Absolutely fine.

    Thanks for stopping by, I’ve been lurking here for quite a while!


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