Thoughts for the day

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

The trouble with the gene pool is that there’s not enough chlorine.

So you’re a feminist. Isn’t that cute?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).

Constipation causes people not to give a crap.

Some days it’s just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.

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